Tag: Golf
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Some things I know . . .
That any baseball hall-of-fame that does not have Pete Rose in it is not worthy of the name . . . That golf is not a sport (a game, maybe) and Tiger Woods, whatever he is, is not an athlete . . . but we talked all about that yesterday, exhausted the topic, actually. The…
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George Carlin on golf
Robin Williams, too! Then, finally, we come to golf. Ever watch golf on TV? It’s like watching flies f–k. I get more excited picking out socks. Golf could be fun if you could play alone but it’s these genetic defectives that you have to hang around with that make it such a boring pastime. Think…
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Tiger is . . . soft
Let me put it this way: It’s not like he was being tackled as he hit the little white ball into the hole in the ground. So, please, spare me the fist pumps and all the other histrionics. He may very well be a phenomenal, even a freak of a golfer. I’ll grant him that.…
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3 SOVIET EMIGRES END UP IN GOLF CRISIS
By Michael O. Allen and Patricia Alex, Record Staff Writers | Friday, July 19, 1991 The Record (New Jersey) | All Editions | NEWS | Page A01 Police say a trio of Soviet emigres caught sopping wet after diving for golf balls in Rockleigh Golf Course ponds early Thursday were carrying free enterprise a bit…