Toast*

Not too long ago, my opponent made a prediction. He said I would probably win Pennsylvania, he would win North Carolina, and Indiana would be the tiebreaker.

Well, tonight we’ve come from behind, we’ve broken the tie, and, thanks to you, it’s full speed onto the White House.

–Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, after getting shellacked in North Carolina but winning the Indiana primary in a squeaker.

I think most people know to verify every word that comes out of Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton’s mouth but, what is she smoking? Onto the White House? Not as the Democratic Party nominee, she doesn’t. Maybe she is planning a third party bid, which I won’t put past her.